Sunday, April 17, 2011

Nikola Tesla, DMT and All the Fucks I Give

Well, here it is- My first blog post. So as not to waste your time by reading further, this one is about Drugs, Music and my hatred for all the idiots out there that should be pushed in front of trains. There will be the occasional aside about whatever movies and media I think is worthwhile and I'm sure the odd strange tangent of what I hope is comedy for you all. I say 'for you all' knowing full well that I have no idea who is going to be reading this. I have no delusions of grandeur that this will take off and offer me the instant celebrity, fame and fortune, or the chance to sniff kim kardashians gas giant ass. Mediocrity is a hallmark these days and I want no part of it. 'So why do a blog, you self righteous asshole?' Because, stupid, this is for me. I've gotten to that point in my life where it seems like this is mid life crisis time, as cliche as that may sound. But here's the hook- instead of running out and getting a penis car and hair plugs I've decided to focus on making psychedelic drugs, all for personal use. I've always had a penchant for psychedelics and the ones I've gotten lately are sub-par. So fuck it. I'm going to determine the quality and quantity myself. No more relying on others spotty delivery times and inferior products. 
Case in point, I was introduced to DMT recently and it was brown and sticky and none to pleasant smelling. Despite this I tried it and was really surprised. It was a very different high, more so than anything I had experienced in the past. Well I looked into it further and DMT in it's pure form is supposed to be, as Curly from the Three Stooges would say- pure as the driven snow, meaning clean, white crystals. At this point is when I decided that this is the path I'm going to take. Making and using compounds that have been used for time immemorial by humans. Is that wrong? Look at all the Fucks I give. Nikola Tesla connection is coming soon, I didn't forget. Wait for it...
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